Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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