Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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