10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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