why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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