i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
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Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
This toilet bowl is my home.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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