3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
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