sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
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It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
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I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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