Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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