Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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