love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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