Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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