i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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