But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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