I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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