He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
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I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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