Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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