Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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