Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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