The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Less talking, more tequila
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don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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