need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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