hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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