Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
