but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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