My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
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Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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