Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
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This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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