thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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