in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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