You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
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I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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