The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Bring me that man meat
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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