Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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