Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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