when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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