I showed him my bush... on skype.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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