yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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