I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
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We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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