I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
