i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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