do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
