I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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