That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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