what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
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I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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