I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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