Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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