I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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