i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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