In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
how drunk are you?
Several
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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