chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
Dignity is for republicans.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Also, beer. Big fan.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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