I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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