I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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