so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
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it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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