nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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