I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
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She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
i think my cat just said my name.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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